Some days it's hell. Anyone who lives with one knows exactly what I'm talking about. I just heard on the TV a woman say, "Living with an architect; you can fight them or you can just go; I just go." Of course she goes. It's just easier. They're an insane group, those arkies.
As I sit here blogging, he sits over there on his laptop downloading pictures of tutor houses. He calls it architectural porn. There's thousands just like him. I'm sure there are architectural porn sites and clubs and membership fees and initiations and who knows what else.
We've been together for a bit over five years now and we lived in as many houses. If you don't like moving, don't marry an architect! I will say that I think we have finally settled. If we're not moving, we're remodeling or redecorating. How many brand new pieces of furniture have we thrown out just because we redesigned the room.......again?!
They're like otters in that they can't stay on one fixation for more than a minute. He's now showing me pictures of architectural pieces that he is going to buy for his miniature mansion that he's building in the garage. It's really just a big, fancy dollhouse. This is how quickly they move from one passion to the next and may explain why they find it so hard to finish a project.
You have to find something to entertain their minds every second. Mother Nature forbid that you get in a car with them without the most recent issue of Architectural Digest or Metropolitan Home........that is, unless your trip happens to be taking you through the Hamptons, Newport, or his beloved Mountain Brook.
I do know that there are worse things than living with an arkie..........like living with that hypocrite, Ted Haggard! (Now he's looking at someone's miniature hair salon!) Ted, dear Ted. What is up with this guy? The more he talks, the deeper in he gets. Someone should tell him to just shut his mouth while he still has one small morsel of dignity.......but, if you're reading this, please don't tell him.......I am so enjoying watching him writhe! (We're back to furniture for his doll house.)
It just goes to show how fucked up the religious right are. The church suppresses everything that brings joy to life. Suppress, suppress, suppress. I was brought up as one of the brain washed children of God. I know how they suppressed my own sexuality for years. Thankfully, I went away to school, got a good education, and am just smart enough to question the beliefs that were washed into my brain for years. I've said it a million times and will say it a million more, "If you take God out of the picture, the picture is a whole lot clearer." I really just wish people would learn to think for themselves and question their current beliefs. Just take a couple minutes even to ask themselves exactly why it is that they believe what they do. Are they beliefs that they believe because of things that have happened their lives or is it simply that they are what they have always believed because it is what their parents always believed......
Back to Ted. If he was just an ordinary guy or even a James McGreevey, I'd actually feel some compassion for him. But this idiot has filled the world with hatred of homosexuals and I dare say if only for his own gain. These followers thrive on the fear that is instilled by their religion. Oh, we need to keep them afraid. If they're not afraid, they won't come to church. If they don't come to church, they won't pay for my meth habit. Keep them afraid, Ted! I dare say, you're now what they fear. They're all out there praying for your soul. Praying you'll rot in hell because you're actually one of us. But don't worry, Teddy, hell is going to be filled with all of us, so it's going to be one big orgy. I'm sure you'll be able to find your six young college guys between 18 and 22.
Now, I understand he's been permanently relieved of his position with the church. Way to go you crazy repressed idiots. Ah, we solved the problem. We've gotten rid of the sinner. Sorry, it's just like the god damn Catholics and their child molesters; they're everywhere in the church and they're going to continue to molest and continue to rent prostitutes and continue to do drugs and drink because they are repressed. Until you understand that, yes, we are just animals and we have instincts that drive us whether we want to admit it or not. We are animals! Yes, Ted, you're just an animal. Accept that the way you accept your lord and savior and you'll feel a lot better about yourself and your desires for college boys.
As I sit here blogging, he sits over there on his laptop downloading pictures of tutor houses. He calls it architectural porn. There's thousands just like him. I'm sure there are architectural porn sites and clubs and membership fees and initiations and who knows what else.
We've been together for a bit over five years now and we lived in as many houses. If you don't like moving, don't marry an architect! I will say that I think we have finally settled. If we're not moving, we're remodeling or redecorating. How many brand new pieces of furniture have we thrown out just because we redesigned the room.......again?!
They're like otters in that they can't stay on one fixation for more than a minute. He's now showing me pictures of architectural pieces that he is going to buy for his miniature mansion that he's building in the garage. It's really just a big, fancy dollhouse. This is how quickly they move from one passion to the next and may explain why they find it so hard to finish a project.
You have to find something to entertain their minds every second. Mother Nature forbid that you get in a car with them without the most recent issue of Architectural Digest or Metropolitan Home........that is, unless your trip happens to be taking you through the Hamptons, Newport, or his beloved Mountain Brook.
I do know that there are worse things than living with an arkie..........like living with that hypocrite, Ted Haggard! (Now he's looking at someone's miniature hair salon!) Ted, dear Ted. What is up with this guy? The more he talks, the deeper in he gets. Someone should tell him to just shut his mouth while he still has one small morsel of dignity.......but, if you're reading this, please don't tell him.......I am so enjoying watching him writhe! (We're back to furniture for his doll house.)
It just goes to show how fucked up the religious right are. The church suppresses everything that brings joy to life. Suppress, suppress, suppress. I was brought up as one of the brain washed children of God. I know how they suppressed my own sexuality for years. Thankfully, I went away to school, got a good education, and am just smart enough to question the beliefs that were washed into my brain for years. I've said it a million times and will say it a million more, "If you take God out of the picture, the picture is a whole lot clearer." I really just wish people would learn to think for themselves and question their current beliefs. Just take a couple minutes even to ask themselves exactly why it is that they believe what they do. Are they beliefs that they believe because of things that have happened their lives or is it simply that they are what they have always believed because it is what their parents always believed......
Back to Ted. If he was just an ordinary guy or even a James McGreevey, I'd actually feel some compassion for him. But this idiot has filled the world with hatred of homosexuals and I dare say if only for his own gain. These followers thrive on the fear that is instilled by their religion. Oh, we need to keep them afraid. If they're not afraid, they won't come to church. If they don't come to church, they won't pay for my meth habit. Keep them afraid, Ted! I dare say, you're now what they fear. They're all out there praying for your soul. Praying you'll rot in hell because you're actually one of us. But don't worry, Teddy, hell is going to be filled with all of us, so it's going to be one big orgy. I'm sure you'll be able to find your six young college guys between 18 and 22.
Now, I understand he's been permanently relieved of his position with the church. Way to go you crazy repressed idiots. Ah, we solved the problem. We've gotten rid of the sinner. Sorry, it's just like the god damn Catholics and their child molesters; they're everywhere in the church and they're going to continue to molest and continue to rent prostitutes and continue to do drugs and drink because they are repressed. Until you understand that, yes, we are just animals and we have instincts that drive us whether we want to admit it or not. We are animals! Yes, Ted, you're just an animal. Accept that the way you accept your lord and savior and you'll feel a lot better about yourself and your desires for college boys.
posted by Tod at 8:18 AM
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